(THE Fart VERSIONS)
No-one asked for them but Danny couldn't help himself!
13 of the tracks from the album received his groovy bum-bum treatment.
To do so to the other 7 tracks felt both puerile and childish.
Released in 2016 CheeseCore Royale is a strugglingly fragrant array of annoyingly catchy and cheerful cheeky chap-ery.
Amongst its 20 thrusting titles are co-written ditties from Peter Hajioff, Patrick Naylor, James McNair and Dave Colton. A string orchestra was recorded in Budapest playing Laurence Chapman's deep-cheese arrangements.
Mr Fromajio faithfully sniffs a variety of compromised musical scenarios from sixties sitcoms to silly melodic adventures featuring deranged lunatic trickery and hopelessly optimistic grin fests.
Gurning wedding bands in thongs help to achieve cheesed-out bliss in this dinky little quirk filled orgy of dairy overload.
He maintains his whiffy hold through his rigidly spinning organs, pumping brass, seductive accordion, swinging percussion, moustachioed tuxedo-clad sex-club rhythm section, supermarket strings, naked flute and spunky trumpet lines.
Musicians on CheeseCore Royale:
Acoustic Bass, Electric Bass
Guitar, Electric Bass
Drums (track 3)
Marching Band (track 8)
Strings recorded at Tom Tom, Budapest
Throbbing organ and that kind of stuff
Additional production by Peter Hajioff
Produced with Iain Roberton @ EMI
Mastered by Daniel Goodridge
Cover Illustration by Laura Moreton-Griffiths
Hammond Organ & Leslie kindly supplied by Jason Billingham
Lucchini Bass Accordion kindly provided by Romano Viazzani