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Released in 2008 CheeseCore Deluxe was Danny's second full album of Cheese for KPM.

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Here are the original liner notes:

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Danny Fromajio emerges, remarkably straight-faced, from his strangely whiffy yacht,  the ‘EZ Fun-Bucket2’  to declare the release of his latest album. “Cheesy grooves, buffoon-led tomfoolery and moustachioed high jinks, it’s all in there!” he wheezes unconvincingly. “I wanted to call it ‘Simply Duvet’ but the record company thought this ill-judged.” 

So is he happy with the new tracks he’s palmed off? “Er… it’s a taste thing…”, he says. “ Where most people use taste, I use cheese. That way everything tastes better… of cheese. How I like it!”

Fromajio cuts an unusual figure as he enters the furry confines of the beige Limo that will ferry him to his next supermarket opening. Has success changed him? “Well, when we released the original CheeseCore TM we thought we’d cracked the cheese conundrum. But there was so much more cheese out there, some of it squelchy and ponging beyond belief. I realised that my work was not yet done.”

Happily, les grands fromages at KPM records were on hand to offer Danny another crack(er) at cheese-related triumph. “Why they did so I’ll never know,” he says, breaking out a ripe smile as a bead of perspiration drips from the prongs of his well-groomed tache. “My persistent phone calls may have helped.”

With that, Fromajio scribbles a few autographs and invites two female bystanders to join him in his limo. They seem uncertain at first, but are soon ensconced in the backseat partaking of the cream crackers that Danny has proffered. “There’s a selection of fine cheeses in the glove compartment!” he declares excitedly. 

One things for sure, he’s certainly a bit of a cheesy old bifter!

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